Six days on my diet, and five pounds lost. Officially, that is - I only recently got a scale to measure this stuff. In fact, I’m probably down a dozen since Xmas. I’m a loser, baby!
“My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I said “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion”. He said “All right, you’re ugly, too”.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“…he’s so damn white he makes Justin Bieber seem like Gil Scott-Heron.” —
A description of Mitt Romney in The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2011.
Have you seen this commercial? It’s some H&R Block thing featuring a couple of astoundingly annoying hipsters in a bike store (natch). God, I hate hipsters. The doofus sales guy with his sock hat and pointless gesticulation; the girl and her affected reactions (“Shut UP!”)… It’s in heavy rotation on Hulu right now, and I want to scour my brain with a toilet brush every time I see it.
God, I frickin’ hate hipsters. Did I mention that?